Welcome to Twisted Broad
Ah, the good old-fashioned All-American dream – You wake up Sunday morning to the delightful smell of fresh baked muffins and head downstairs to find bacon, eggs, and a fresh pot of coffee brewing. The kids are bathed, dressed and ready for church. This glorious day ends with another miraculously prepared meal courtesy of your saintly wife. A fantastic way of life, isn’t it? For Dad and the kids. As a mom, the thought makes me want to stick an I.V. of vodka in my arm, pop a Xanax, (or twelve,) and if the anti-depressants haven’t kicked in yet, kill someone. If you’re with me, then this blog’s for you…
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“Empowering” Single Mom’s, Anal Sex, and Blow Jobs.
This is a true story about the subjects covered while at lunch with a friend of mine. The single mom stuff I talk about admittedly is only probably of interest to those in that situation, sooooo to bypass me bitching and tearing her a new asshole for boo-hooing about how rough her life is as a single mom, fast forward to about 3 minutes 50 seconds in. That’s where I get into talkin’ about the good stuff, anal sex and blow jobs!!!!
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Love for the Haters
I am really busy right now having a ton o fun writing a book, creating a television pilot, getting ready to release a coffee table book that I am honored to be featured in… all of this thanks to my little website here. It may be tiny, but it’s mighty and growing as we speak. There has been a great deal of positive support coming my direction and interest in what I am doing. This is all beyond fantastic news. For those of you who have been kind enough to watch and comment giving me constructive criticism about what you do and don’t like regarding what I’m doing here I sincerely want to thank you. You have helped me more than you know. Please keep the comments coming… good or bad as long as it’s constructive I’m listening…. What isn’t such great news is a few rotten eggs that occasionally…
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The 80 Year-Old Woman That Changed My Life…
A few years ago I met an 80 year-old woman who was so giddy and smitten because she had just fallen in love for the first time ever. She had been married to a man for a very long time who she cared for but admitted that deep down it wasn’t real true crazy love. She just figured either everyone was blowing that love thing way out of proportion or a worse thought had occurred to her that maybe she just wasn’t the “fall in love” type. But then BOOM! 80 years old and it hit her like a ton of bricks. She met literally THE man of her dreams, and was shocked at how she was so capable of not only loving him, but also capable of doing this during her old age and for both of them it was effortless. The obvious question of “did they have sex”…
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Tantra for Dummies
I recently went on a Tantra retreat weekend here in L.A…. This is what I thought about it should any of you be interested the video is about 12 minutes long… but hey when doing anything regarding Tantra one is supposed to take there time… Also at the end of this blog has an update on my site. THANKS FOR WATCHING!
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For The Ladies: How To Get “The Ultimate” Orgasm You Know You Want!
Yes I am aware that the title of this sounds like an article from my least favorite magazine on the planet, “Cosmopolitan”. With that said this video blog is pretty self explanatory.
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Botox, Beauty, And Other Bullshit
Sorry for swearing so much in this folks but I was annoyed with myself. Annoyed because I would love to have the kind of mind that could come up with a cure for cancer. Instead my brain exists to ponder whether or not I should get Botox. If it’s any consolation, I went and saw the movie, “Finding Joe” after filming this blog, which is a very thinky movie about really smart stuff and I followed most of it super duper good. I also hear there is a war going on somewhere so after I write this I plan on turning on TMZ to find out all about it. I recently saw a video blog the actress, Justine Bateman did where she talks about aging. I loved this blog she really nailed it in my opinion. Justine is clearly against Botox and plastic surgery which looking at her perspective I…
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Facebook Status: I have a life.
Sit with your friends, watch this video and say to each other, “Wow I can’t believe that chick did such a stupid blog on such a ridiculous topic. Anyone who worries about that crap seriously needs to get a life!” Then think about it alone and be honest with yourself, I can guarantee this video pertains to more people then care to admit it.
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Men’s Size And What We Women Would Like Ya To Do! Part 2: Ode To Nice Guys
MEN PLEASE FIND YOUR INNER “BRAD HAMILTON”! I don’t care what other women say. Forget the bad boys, nice guys are by far the best in bed in the long run. (This coming from a now mentally stable woman who has spent years doing it all wrong…) Trust me ladies the bad boy is not what you want. There are other myth’s out there like the infamous, “Latin Lover”, who yes may be great however he is only great if he is a great guy. No disrespect what so ever to Latin men but my point is that the “Latin” part isn’t necessary to be a hotty in bed… I say this because you can be a white, glow in the dark, American guy and rock a woman’s world better than anyone out there if you tap into your inner mellow yet kind “Brad Hamiliton” (description below…) After receiving quite…
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How To Not “Rape Block” Conversation
I may offend many with this video blog, but I stand by it. This is for those people who bring up at inappropriate times something horrific they have experienced in their past. The new definition of a “Hot Mess” is often reserved for someone usually a woman who has had a very traumatic past yet has not healed from it. If this is you please go get therapy… I mean that very sincerely…. However PLEASE DON’T “rape block” a conversation forcing people to listen to your story… often times the person you are talking to has no clue how to handle the situation and you may have successfully made everyone extremely uncomfortable. As someone who has experienced a few bad experiences myself, I hate it when some twit brings up a terrible past trauma under the guise of “empowerment”. To me it often appears the person just wants to control…
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